Tired of bland marketing? I specialize in creating highly effective, creatively sarcastic, and witty promotional content that captures attention and drives conversions. With my extensive experience across major platforms (Flipkart, Amazon, Wishlink, Ada Laflats) and deep understanding of consumer behavior, I craft reviews and campaigns that audiences actually want to share.

This package is ideal for e-commerce brands, affiliate marketers, and offline shops that need fresh, memorable campaigns for anything from brochures to holding boards. ​I transform simple product reviews into hilarious or thought-provoking creative marketing campaigns. I can seamlessly weave product promotion into daily vlogs, unboxing videos, or sharp social commentary. My work focuses on generating a strong ROI through humor and relatable shopping experiences. ​

What’s Included in the service: ​Sarcastic & Witty Scriptwriting focused on product USPs (Unique Selling Points). ​Affiliate Link/Promo Code Integration & performance tracking support. ​Video formats (Reels, Shorts, Stories) or Static/Carousel assets. ​In-store or Shopping Haul footage (if required and location permits). ​Initial Concept Draft for offline media (e.g., holding board text/brochure copy). ​

What’s NOT included in the service (limitations): ​Guaranteed specific sales numbers or conversion rates. ​Full design production for holding boards or print media (copy/concept only). ​Campaigns requiring misleading or overly aggressive claims. ​Together, we can craft content that connects & converts 🎯🔥